12 Months Before the ‘Cast, Part II

This week, I’m picking up where we left off in Part 1 of my podcast review (perhaps more appropriately titled “Stuff I Don’t Listen To and Why I Don’t Listen To It”, or “I Get Angry At People For No Reason”).  This week, I’ll be talking about the tiny, tiny subset of podcasts that I think are even remotely worth my time to listen to, in ascending order of worthiness.

Barely Worthy

Of the six podcasts I still listen to, three of them are moderately interesting at best, and hugely infuriating at their worst.

Planet Money

I started listening to PM because I thought they would tell me about the basics of being an adult — saving, investing, planning for the future.  It turns out they’re actually a poorly-named economic-themed anecdote-based podcast.  They have some interesting tidbits, like the one about the conference that set the dollar up as the primary international currency, but an equal number that are basically pure conjecture about a dumb talking point, like the one about milk being in the back of the store.  They also have some interesting policy tidbits.  After I found out that they provide no useful information, I kept listening to them primarily because… they’re short?  They come out pretty often, which means if one episode is really boring, it’s over quickly, and maybe the next one will be moderately interesting.

One of my chief gripes with them is that they claim to be an economics podcast, but not a single one of them appears to have any economic training — they’re just reporters.  And while I understand that it’s their job to go out and find actual economists and get them to opine / spew data at people, it doesn’t seem unreasonable to expect the reporters to have an idea of what the economists are talking about.  This comes up again in the Freakonomics podcast, but nothing infuriates me more than people saying things like “It may not make sense, but to an economist…” because it implies that economists have this magical power to see the truth through the BS.  Economics is basically just the study of the allocation of scarce resources, and applied broadly enough, that’s basically what everybody does every day — allocate scarce resources, like their time and money.  They treat economists like some sort of mythical creature with God-like money knowledge, but basically anything being explained by an economist should be understandable by anyone who has ever made a decision.

The other thing that brings this podcast down is the voices of the reporters.  Zoe Chace has the single most annoying speech pattern (even worse than “vocal fry“) — seriously, it sounds like she’s viciously attacking the words as she speaks them.  And then one of the reporters has like… maybe a lisp?  There’s definitely something lispy going on, and I end up focusing way more on how he’s saying things than what he’s actually saying.  I know this is a cheap shot, but it’s actually an important part of the presentation.  Their job as radio hosts is to present things with their voices; you’d think they’d brush up on their non-regional diction and present a palatable medium to convey information.

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Would you listen to this?

 

Representative Episode

This might be my least favorite episode — it’s not really fair, since this is basically what I do for a living, but it just drives me through the roof how they are so incredibly befuddled by the end of Trading Places, especially given that their explanation of commodities trading literally comes from the movie itself.  “I watched this whole movie and I had no idea what was going on, can you explain it?”  “Yeah, watch the movie, it explains everything.”

99% Invisible

99% Invisible is ostensibly an architecture podcast, but it turns out architecture is pretty boring and esoteric, so they broadened their focus to general design.  I actually really like this for the most part; there have been some really interesting stories (like this one about the Citigroup Center building in NYC secretly being structurally unstable and needing secret nighttime retrofits) and a lot of really cool stuff about how things got the way they are (like this one about barcodes).  The reporting is usually solid, and unlike PM, the 99PI folks actually understand what they’re talking about and add to the story.  It’s also not an actual radio show, just a podcast, which means the format is a little bit more flexible.

On the other hand, the host Roman Mars is a special kind of unbearable, self-import hipster.  He’s exactly the kind of person you would expect to tell you repeatedly he’s from San Francisco or to name his kid Mazlo — or for that matter to spell it “Mazlo” instead of “Maslow,” like a less-un-normal person would do.  It could be much worse — his soft-spoken self-importance is almost always positive, singing the high praises of the tiniest details of the most boring and mundane garbage.  Still, it’s a huge drawback to the show, especially when he’s talking about, for instance, the designs that went into creating a community for hypochondriacs who think that they are allergic to plastic and electricity being near them.

Representative Episode

My favorite episode so far has to be the one about futuristic-looking interfaces in sci-fi movies; in particular, I think the “design apology” concept adds a cool dimension to a lot of these movies.

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Seriously, it completely changed my view of this scene.

Freakonomics Radio

The Freakonomics podcast is well-produced and entertaining in much the same way that the books are, and while Dubner suffers from the same “… but to an economist!” problem as Planet Money, he at least understands that it’s not so much about being an economist as it is about thinking in a certain way and evaluating decision spaces, and he’s a surprisingly good interviewer.  The podcast also explores a larger economic space than PM, embracing behavioral economics and focusing less on the monetary aspects of economics.  The show also features a rich set of experts on various economic subjects, and excels whenever Levitt stops by, primarily because he sounds like such a goofball.

The reason this doesn’t make the “best of the best” cut for me is that I think most episodes lack a meaningful conclusion.  This could be viewed as a plus, since the best conclusions are almost always going to be “it depends,” but the subjects usually aren’t interesting enough as talking points to make it really engaging.  Also, I spend a fair amount of time yelling at the radio when they start discussing problems I think have obvious or incorrect solutions, and now that the Silver Line is open it’s much less acceptable for me to yell than it was when I commuted in my car.

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I swear I’m yelling at my phone, not at you.

Representative Episode

The episode about quitting is probably the most representative episode — basically, taking a common maxim and examining whether or not it’s true from an economic perspective (in this case, examining the return on allocation of scarce time).

I also really liked his interview with Takeru Kobayashi.  Who knew the hotdog champ had studied economics?

Good Stuff

Honestly, these two and the winner below are all up there on my list of favorites.  But I’m ranking things, so they have to appear in some order.

Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!

WWDTM is my go-to Friday podcast, since it puts me in a good mood for the weekend.  It’s also the most likely to be interesting for long journeys and the least likely for me to zone out on.  It’s a usually informative and frequently hilarious news quiz show, hosted by Peter Sagal with Bill Kurtis as a scorekeeper for three panelists, typically drawn from a pool of B-level comedians (basically the ones most likely to be on NPR…).  They also feature listener call-in games, which range from impossibly easy (the limerick game, wherein Bill Kurtis reads a limerick with the last word or phrase missing, and the user just has to figure out what rhymes, and people will routinely be like “Hmmm… you said ‘turple…’ then ‘urple…’ and it’s a color… so … orange?”  It’s incredible when someone doesn’t get it.) to impossibly hard (the fake news game where each contestant reads a ridiculous news story and the user has to guess which one is real).  I can’t imagine what it’d be like to call into that show and be told that you’re going to be on the fake news story.  I think I would cry.

There’s two things wrong with the podcast — the first is clip shows, which they do about every other month, when they’re on vacation, and the second is some of the panelists.  A lot of the panelists are great — Roy Blount, Jr. and Tom “We’ll leave the light on for you” Bodett are my favorites — but some of them are cringe-inducing, in particular this one guy, I can never remember who, whose laugh is … whatever the opposite of infectious is?  It’s like a vaccine — a weakened form of laughter that stops you from ever contracting the condition once you’ve experienced it.  But I’m sure he’s a great guy or whatever.  Hilariously, they also have Bobcat Goldthwait as a panelist.

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Yeah… that guy.

Represenatative Episode

The episodes are all pretty similar, so I just tried to find one with both Tom Bodett and Roy Blount, Jr.  This one features Itzhak Perlman!

Backstory

Backstory takes a theme and explores its past in America.  The hosts are three American history professors from around Virginia, each with a specialty in the 18th, 19th, or 20th Century.  They do several 5-10 minute pieces on various aspects of the issue, typically consisting of interviews with experts or a story from one of their producers. The themes range from hot-topic issues (the “I Have a Dream” speech on its 50th anniversary) to somewhat more mundane fare (fashion in America), but the pieces are consistently enlightening and usually help to contextualize the theme and how it fits into other themes throughout history.  (In the aforementioned fashion example, for instance, they explore the contradiction of the white settlers “civilizing” mission with the Enlightenment’s fondness for and closeness to nature, and how this plays out politically with Benjamin Franklin’s coon-skin hat in France during the American Revolution.)

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A look later appropriated and expanded on by one Rep. D. Crockett, (NR-TN)

Occasionally, the podcasts can be a little dry, and I have a tendency to zone out.  Also, frequently the call-ins are either yawn-inducing or cringe-worthy.  But all-in-all, as a history buff, I think this is one of the better history podcasts available — certainly the best one I’ve found so far.

Representative Episode

It’s hard to come up with a really good representative episode, because they’re all of pretty similar quality.  I chose this one because it’s topical now.

The Big Winner: Radiolab

I get the most excited when I see that I have a new Radiolab to listen to.  It’s the best-produced (some might say over-produced?) of the podcasts I listen to, and it consistently provides interesting stories that are at least mostly science-based.  It’s hosted by Jad Abumrad and Robert Krulwich, and although Krulwich frequently plays the straight man, debating theories they’re presenting with such clever arguments as “I just feel like that can’t be true,” he’s usually saved by Abumrad, who convinces the listener of the plausibility of whatever’s being presented.  Also, they were just on Colbert.

Occasionally, they do a music episode, and I usually hate those.  But otherwise, the show is top-notch in entertainment and information, and I just wish it came out more often.

 Representative Episode

This one is actually totally not representative, since it’s their live show, but it is my favorite, because dinosaurs.  Just stop listening after the dinosaur part, though, because the rest was kinda boring and trippy, if I remember correctly.

This one was really good and is probably much more of a representative episode.


That does it for The Only Podcast Review You’ll Ever Need.  If you know of any more I should listen to, throw them my way!

 

12 Months Before the ‘Cast, Part I

For three years, I drove to and from work either listening to The Kane Show (check that link and you’ll understand the quality of the programming) or music off of my iPod.  I wasted between an hour and an hour and a half every day this way– that’s 4-6% of my precious, precious time.  Last July, I decided to change that, and I started listening to podcasts in an effort to at least pretend to improve my mind.  A year later, I’ve been around the block enough to know what’s worthwhile in the podcast field.  Please enjoy this, Part I of The One and Only Official Review of Podcasts I’ve Listened To.

Stinkers

I frequently run out of the six or so podcasts that I still do listen to, so I can’t really afford to be that picky about what I subscribe to.  I am anyway.  I’ve completely given up on the following podcasts, in order of terribleness:

The Cracked Podcast

I apologize in advance for the length of this review; I just feel heartbreakingly betrayed by this one, because I read just way, way too much Cracked.  So much so that I frequently misrepresent stuff I read in its articles as fact.  It’s… it’s one of the worst things about me, really.  I spend most weekends delaying productivity by watching the stupid videos they make for hours.

So, when I first decided to subscribe to the Cracked podcast, I thought it would be either an awesome list of fun / hilarious stuff I didn’t know, like a radio version of my old favorite video series, or it’d be an awesome fun pop culture talking-about-session, like a radio version of my new favorite video series.  (I specifically link that one because there is, no joke, a Cracked podcast entitled “Actors Who Do Weirdly Specific Stuff in Every Movie.”  I haven’t listened to it, but it’s safe to say it’s boring and sucks.)

Let me give you an idea of what listening to the Cracked podcast the first time was like.  I listened to A Prairie Home Companion growing up, and I can remember picturing Garrison Keillor as a sort of handsome, older type — sort of an American Sean Connery.  And then I saw him, and it completely changed my view of the show — there was no way to unsee what I had seen.

 

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Yeah… that’s a face for radio.

This is exactly how I felt when I listened to one of my (formerly) favorite Cracked authors, David Wong, on the podcast.  He wrote some silly “horror” novels (one or more of which was made into a movie starring Paul Giamatti) that were at least passably entertaining, and he generally made interesting articles and stuff.  But it turns out he’s like a dour, boring late-30-something boring guy who’s really boring and dour and… sad?  He’s really sad.

Another important factor is that Cracked works really well in written, hyperlinked format, so you can check out the studies and articles that are being used to justify their wild claims.  (Not that I ever do, but that one could).  Their videos work really well because they are well scripted.  Instead, the Cracked podcast takes your favorite people from the site and renders them boring and useless as they get into boring and useless conversations about stuff they half-remember from articles you’ve already read with head Cracked editor and most boring and useless person alive, Jack O’Brien.  Guys, what I’m getting at here is that the Cracked podcast is boring and useless.

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I may look interesting, but guys trust me on this one: I’m boring and useless.

Representative Episode

Take this episode, with aforementioned David Wong and Jack O’Brien taking on “the true meaning of Christmas,” without any regard for what Christmas actually means historically.  Here’s a hint: it’s not “let’s get drunk and celebrate just to spite winter,” as they suggest, and instead has everything to do with role reversal, as they explicitly say it doesn’t.

This American Life

I’m going to catch flack for this one, but This American Life is boring, and Ira Glass is an annoying jackwad.  Honestly, my least favorite thing about TAL is Ira Glass; the stories go back and forth between mildly entertaining (think David Sedaris-level entertainment, where you say, “How thoroughly amusing!” and then move on with your life) and total snooze-fests, but Ira Glass just sounds like the kind of guy who grew up knowing that he was a dullard and decided to make up for it by getting like really in touch with his emotions, so that he could convey his true sense of wonder at everything from Michelangelo’s David to the masterpiece his barista just made whipping a fork through the milk in his cafe au lait.

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Looks like it, too.

Otherwise, the show is probably fine.

Representative Episode

I was sort of poisoned against the show because the first one I listened to was their live show, and about half the show is Ira “My Voice is Stupid and So’s My Face” Glass just… describing things that were happening on the stage?  It actually made me physically uncomfortable how poignant he thought every single moment was.

https://soundcloud.com/this-american-life/464-invisible-made-visible

Stuff You Should Know / Stuff You Missed in History Class

Hey team!  Do you want people to read off of wikipedia pages at you?  Great!  You can listen to the How Stuff Works podcasts!

This group really suffers from the same thing that the Cracked podcast suffers from, which is an inability to navigate to related information when you get bored.  Also that the people talking are boring and haven’t scripted anything out ; it’s literally just two people talking about what they found out about something.  They don’t even meet up after they do their research to talk about what they want to talk discuss or what was most interesting, they just put their initial discussion on the air and call it a podcast.  (They actually admitted this in an episode once, but I’m not going to go back and find it.)  The history one is usually a little bit better, but the delivery makes it sound like a middle school powerpoint presentation; they just sort of list facts and describe them as “really cool” instead of tying people and events into larger historical contexts.  Ultimately, it’s a waste of time.

Representative Episode

Some of the topics are actually really interesting, and despite the format, pretty infromative — I learned a good bit about crack, for instance, and about the Irish potato famine — but some are really boring or just poorly done.  Please enjoy my two least favorites.  Also, I couldn’t figure out how to embed their tracks in under 3 minutes, so they must be a pretty fly-by-night operation.

Stuff That’s Cool I Guess But Not For Me

Song Exploder

The idea for this one is actually totally rad.  Take a song and bring the musician on to talk about what went into creating it.  It’s a design podcast at heart, and I’m fascinated by design — the incredible amount of thought that goes into the seemingly simplest things has always fascinated me.  When I hear a song, I typically think about it as a guitar part, a bass part, a drum part, and vocals, and they all sort of work together and a song comes out, but it basically follows standard musical practice with fourths and fifths and whatever.  Maybe, if you’re going to do something crazy, you add in a keyboard.

It turns out that there’s about 30 other layers in the background, and all of them are tiny little design choices that completely change the song (“I used the theme that’s running through the bass line for the first two verses and put it up two octaves on a steel drum, but drop the resolution to the major chord so that it really gives you that sense of Caribbean heartbreak”).  Having the artist walk through these is fascinating; it’s basically VH1 Storytellers, but for the whole song instead of just the lead singer.

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A media bias first brought to light through the ruthless journalistic pursuits of D12 in their seminal work “My Band.”

My principal concern with this show is that I’m not into enough hip, cool music to know anything about the songs they’re exploding.  Their episode list includes such bands as Poliça, Sea Wolf, and Nite Jewel, none of whom I’ve even heard of.  Even the bands I’ve heard of like Garbage have songs I’ve never heard of (in this case, something off a 2012 album — did you know Garbage was still making music?).  I subscribed for awhile in the hopes that something I’d ever heard of would come up, but it never did, and eventually I gave up.

Representative Episode

The first episode I heard was something I’d heard of, and it was totally rad.  Check out this explosion of the House of Cards main theme.

https://soundcloud.com/hrishihirway/song-exploder-no-7-jeff-beal

The Memory Palace

The Memory Palace is pretty much what This American Life wishes it could be.  It’s principally a story-telling podcast, and it presents well-told, slice-of-life stories that conjure images and emotions associated with a certain time and place.  It just happens to primarily focus on times that are not this time rather than attempting to document the present (and as a result one of the strongest emotions it conjures tends to be nostalgia).

My primary issue with this podcast is that it is very short (usually ~5 minutes) and it comes out rarely (~once per month, maybe?).  I basically got sick of seeing it not be updated on my list of podcasts and took it off.  Also, because I only listened to a few episodes, it’s somewhat difficult for me to be sure that I wouldn’t have eventually found it too sappy, boring, or, honestly, pretentious.  But I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt, because the episodes I listened to were pretty good, and I do love history.

Representative Episode

I can’t seem to find a good embed link for my favorite episode about the day that Niagara Falls stopped falling, but I can get a link from one of my other favorite podcasts, who occasionally use his stories in theirs:

https://soundcloud.com/backstory/the-fox-sisters-from


So concludes Part I of The One and Only Official Review of Podcasts I’ve Listened To.  Come back next week for Part II: Podcasts I Actually Still Listen To!